Those wacky chine..japa...Berkeley ian's..
While unpacking a Simply Asian Szechwan Garlic Chow Mein pseudo-takeout noodle meal I noticed a, well shit you saw the picture. Its a bendable portable & somewhat contortable fork. At first I thought it was broken, but oh no, to my surprise it was not broken at all. After further investigation and a load of trial and error I mastered...OK, look I'm really reaching for something to say about the bendy fork..Just thought it was neat and wanted to share. With that said:
I am willing to pay the monetary equivalent of one regular fork if you can come up with the best 10 uses (other than eating) for the bendy fork. If all your uses can be practically applied to the bendy fork, I will mail you the monetary equivalent of 1 (one) brand new typical metal fork and THE BENDY FORK !!!
Contestants must be of legal age to participate in the Bendy-fork challenge. 1 entry per household computer. All bendy-fork ideas become the property of C.B.T. In. and will be used to further my existence. Canadian residents are stricken from this contest, any and all entries received from Canada will be destroyed. Contest ends Apr. 1st ,2007
posted by DaGince @ 5:46 AM
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1-Hair brush for gerbils
2-cupie troll back scratcher
3-Shiv (needs lighter and saran wrap and a few boring hours of construction)
4-prosthetic eye removal device
5-killing plastic vampires
6-currency in the year 2214
7-currency in bolivia
8-pseudo-auto-erotic-plastic-fetish toy
9-a neat hair accessory
10-absurd blog topic
-Homers hairbrush.
-WMD for ATHF
-A third cartoon reference of some sort
Does it roll down stairs? Alone or in pairs? Most importantly, does it have that little number etched on the back of it's foot to determine who "wins"? Maybe thats an attribute only of sporks.
1. Wi-Fi hotspot for the Fischer Price Love-My-Laptop
2. Pubic hair fluffer
3. Sophomoric centerpiece of post-modern art installation on world hunger
4. The letter V for those times when the universal arm gesture would just be tacky
5. Portable fix-a-rocking-table support
6. Toddler prod
7. Bush's CAT Scan
8. Zen sandbox rake
9. Vaguely sad conversation piece.
10. Nail in the spork's coffin
It's not really a fork. (Matrix rip) eh? eh?!
eh =\
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