My brother sent me of a list of 100 things he had compiled about himself, a kind of "thus-far" self check if you will. Reading it made me want to start my own; with this in mind I humbly offer the first 10 of my list for your review.
I can read your mind within moments of meeting you (it helps that I read your mail 1st)
I am spectacular in bed (I can out dream anyone and am willing to prove it)
I am fantastic at time management (I totally understand how my watch works)
I possess cat like reflexes (this, constitutes a lot of eating & stretching)
Hollywood paparazzi follow me endlessly (see dream comment)
My sense of humor is incomparable (insert joke here)I tend to repeat myself (due in part to my cat like eating habits)
Woman want me (to leave...directly after my pants hit the floor)
I love to hear the people laugh.